Please Don’t Move to Los Angeles
Despite what you see on television, the weather is usually very bad.
If you like four seasons, please know we have twelve:
Winter, Fool’s Summer, Winter Redux, Spring, A Really Hot Week
in April, May Gray, June Gloom, Summer, Wildfire,
Frigid Morning-Blazing Afternoon, and, with enough prayer, Rain.
You’ve seen the traffic ooze down the 405.… Read the rest