Confessions

tbqh i don’t eat beef of any grade.

 

tbqh chipotle’s ’05 e. coli outbreak even turned me off lettuce for a hot sec.

 

tbqh i’m a farmer’s market bitch now. catch me with my nose in the romaine, winking at the mustache selling sweet potato pies.

 

tbqh i slipped him my number on a $5 bill.…

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