Amen Was a Bantamweight

he strolled into the gym

after a year away & said

he’d seen some shit we couldn’t fathom

done some shit he’d take to his grave

 

But Amen liked to talk a lot

said he once knocked out Pacquiao

over a parking spot

pow! pow!

yeah, Amen had imagination

& a theme song that went:

 

You better say amen

cross yourself or something

better say amen

 

You better say amen

when you see me coming

better say amen

 

Said he spent the spring in Mexico

boxing bare knuckle

in Quintana Roo sunshine

in makeshift, open-air casinos

between corrido singers & cockfights

 

Amen was on a winning streak

‘til he woke up drunk cuddling a married chica

ay!

killed the husband in a kitchen fistfight

then crossed the border whistling:

 

You better say amen

when you see me coming

better say amen

 

Said her husband was some cartel goon

connected in the States

with mad cousins prowling town

so Amen kept a loaded Magnum

in his gym bag under tangled handwraps

 

One day, from the locker room

everybody in the building

heard a thunderfucking

BOOM

& there’s Amen in a piss-soaked jockstrap

on the floor, whispering:

 

You better say amen

when you see me coming

better say amen.

 

He claims it was intentional

he fired off a shot

to hype himself up (“I’m TOO raw”)

you could hear his myth asphyxiating

hairlines in his tenor, cracking

 

That afternoon he sparred a high school kid

the rookie lit him up, split his lip

& made him quit

That was the last I saw of Amen

but every now & then I sing:

 

You better say amen

when you see me coming

better say amen.


Also by JD Debris

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