Elegy for Rush Limbaugh

Take that bone out of your nose and call me back.

—Rush Limbaugh

 

Do not rejoice in his defeat, you men. For though the world has stood up

and stopped the bastard, the bitch that bore him is in heat again.

—Bertolt Brecht

 

Once, as a rib-thin female mutt was trailed by a pack

of suitors, my lover said, Why do some dogs in heat

get followed and some don’t? He was referring

 

to cat-calls I’d received earlier that day. Months after,

I left him—he’d trail me at night until I found him lying

in the dark on my couch. And if my body is a liability,

 

then it’s here to stay. Rush, I’ll even pray for you

and my neighbor, who relished your show while puff-painting

shirts, “Friends don’t let friends vote Democrat.”

 

Now, she’s long-dead, a tumor put her to bed. Death,

sometimes, the ultimate diplomat. Still, language stays: Bastard

for the man who slides out of the birth canal. Bitch

 

for the woman who opens her legs for him, still,

there are no words for a woman who thinks the dogs

that mount her will comb her flea-crawled coat. That neighbor,

 

a born-again, reformed meth-head, said her husband

plucked her from the streets—To her, I say, nourish

the soil like diamond ore. To my ex: may the dogs of hell

 

follow you, forever hungry for your scent. And Rush,

take that rib out of your chest. Give it back to every girl

who thinks you had it first.


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