Kidnapping the Baby Jesus

It began like everything gone wrong

that goes right—the deft tug of cord

that plugged his body into the manger,

lifting of his hollow frame from his sleep—

 

You and I, barely able to breathe

through smothered laughter as we tipsy thieves

wrapped the baby in my sweatshirt. It was the perfect

crime. We left the nativity and Mary’s virginity

 

intact; left the Wise Men to leer and long

for a glimpse of her breast.

We freed the child actor from a troubled

life of waking up next to strange

 

priests; rubbing the last smatterings

of coke into his gums. Wondering where his life

had gone, making a career of dying.

I’d be pissed too, I said, and slid the infant

 

down the playground slide. You gave him a spin

on the carousel swing. Finally, we left him

at the top of the slide to contemplate the world,

which let’s face it, my lord, wrong hole—

 

Back at my house, you confessed

as a boy, you’d put on your mother’s oversized

dress, and she’d chuckle. Your father would say, let’s

not encourage this. Because every kid deserves

 

a second chance to be wrenched free

from his tether, and set into a night,

you said, do me up; I want to shine. I winged

your eyes with liner. Made your lips

 

bright melon and wrapped your hips in a thrift

store dress. You were all lit up—a child,

a woman, a man, a god, done up in drag and placed

on high, where you could finally be seen.


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